1 00:00:01,996 --> 00:00:03,430 Okay, so I'm thinking like, 2 00:00:03,455 --> 00:00:04,914 Season five Carrie Bradshaw, 3 00:00:04,939 --> 00:00:06,796 like, super professional and polished, 4 00:00:06,820 --> 00:00:08,321 but also like, chill and flirty 5 00:00:08,355 --> 00:00:10,523 in an impossibly expensive sort of way. 6 00:00:10,557 --> 00:00:12,148 You do know that this is your first day 7 00:00:12,173 --> 00:00:15,873 at Elmdale College, and not Vogue, right? 8 00:00:15,898 --> 00:00:17,545 Hush, David, because Jocelyn said that only 9 00:00:17,570 --> 00:00:19,504 her top students go to Elmdale. 10 00:00:19,533 --> 00:00:21,500 Okay, I think that says more about Jocelyn as a teacher 11 00:00:21,535 --> 00:00:23,302 than it does her students. 12 00:00:23,648 --> 00:00:25,438 Kids, it's garbage day. 13 00:00:25,593 --> 00:00:27,039 Oh good, ours is full. 14 00:00:27,207 --> 00:00:29,375 Okay, I've told you both a thousand times, 15 00:00:29,409 --> 00:00:32,529 tie up the bags and leave them outside your door! 16 00:00:32,554 --> 00:00:34,380 Okay, but I like, just put something in it 17 00:00:34,414 --> 00:00:35,915 that made it full, though. 18 00:00:35,949 --> 00:00:38,101 Yeah, and you're already wearing your little gloves, though. 19 00:00:39,445 --> 00:00:41,787 Okay, do me a favour, David, and don't mention this to dad, 20 00:00:41,822 --> 00:00:43,689 'cause I haven't chosen my courses yet, 21 00:00:43,724 --> 00:00:45,358 and if he finds out he's just gonna like, buzz around 22 00:00:45,392 --> 00:00:47,093 until I ask him his opinion. 23 00:00:47,127 --> 00:00:48,761 And no offense to him, but I don't want it. 24 00:00:48,795 --> 00:00:51,063 This is the same college where Malala gave 25 00:00:51,098 --> 00:00:53,332 that devastating commencement speech, right? 26 00:00:53,367 --> 00:00:55,309 I don't know, David, maybe he did. 27 00:00:55,936 --> 00:00:57,903 Anyway, I have a lot of big changes 28 00:00:57,938 --> 00:00:59,305 happening in my life right now, 29 00:00:59,339 --> 00:01:01,574 so I'd appreciate it if you were a little bit more onside. 30 00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:02,309 Okay. 31 00:01:06,313 --> 00:01:08,924 - Where'd Alexis go? - She went for a run, 32 00:01:08,949 --> 00:01:10,516 apparently there are some really big changes 33 00:01:10,550 --> 00:01:11,951 happening in her life right now. 34 00:01:11,985 --> 00:01:14,074 Yeah, I should say so. 35 00:01:14,621 --> 00:01:16,895 Why are you waving a thermometer in my face? 36 00:01:17,190 --> 00:01:20,426 - It's a pregnancy test. - Ewww! What?! 37 00:01:23,191 --> 00:01:26,582 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 38 00:01:28,191 --> 00:01:29,468 Well, it's a smiley face, 39 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,837 so I'm assuming it's a positive result. 40 00:01:31,872 --> 00:01:33,439 Well, that's presumptuous. 41 00:01:33,473 --> 00:01:36,208 Are we a 100% sure it's hers? 42 00:01:36,243 --> 00:01:39,107 Well, this test is a 100% sure it's someone's! 43 00:01:40,947 --> 00:01:43,516 Oh, are you serious? I was ready to stop after one! 44 00:01:43,764 --> 00:01:44,917 Come to think of it, 45 00:01:44,951 --> 00:01:47,153 she has been very up and down lately, 46 00:01:47,187 --> 00:01:48,921 but I've been just chalking that up to the fact 47 00:01:48,955 --> 00:01:51,357 that her personal life is like a steaming pile of... 48 00:01:51,391 --> 00:01:54,393 - Someone needs to talk to her! - Well, don't look at me, 49 00:01:54,428 --> 00:01:56,595 I'm pretty sure she already knows it's a mistake! 50 00:01:56,630 --> 00:01:57,746 No, I'll talk to her. 51 00:01:58,205 --> 00:02:01,307 Yes, I'll tell her she has no right to lay 52 00:02:01,334 --> 00:02:04,972 this financial and psychological burden on us! 53 00:02:05,238 --> 00:02:07,072 Well, maybe I'll talk to her... 54 00:02:07,097 --> 00:02:09,298 Now she has to move into one of those homes 55 00:02:09,341 --> 00:02:12,744 - for unwed mothers! - Oh my God, imagine? 56 00:02:12,779 --> 00:02:14,346 Moira, that's not gonna happen. 57 00:02:14,381 --> 00:02:16,957 Oh, I'm sure there are plenty of them on this side of the tracks. 58 00:02:16,982 --> 00:02:19,518 Let the nuns take care of the little stranger! 59 00:02:19,553 --> 00:02:22,861 What Alexis needs now is to feel supported by her family! 60 00:02:22,886 --> 00:02:24,023 - Hah! - Okay. 61 00:02:24,057 --> 00:02:27,293 Um, I'm just gonna say it, I am not in a place right now 62 00:02:27,327 --> 00:02:29,628 to be emotionally available to a baby. 63 00:02:29,663 --> 00:02:31,664 You know I'm a little disappointed in you, David, 64 00:02:31,698 --> 00:02:33,499 you spend a lot of time with Alexis, 65 00:02:33,533 --> 00:02:36,035 you could've done a better job looking out for her! 66 00:02:36,069 --> 00:02:38,817 Okay, I'm sorry I'm not a condom. 67 00:02:38,842 --> 00:02:42,200 Aaaah! I always knew this would happen! 68 00:02:43,243 --> 00:02:45,277 Oh, God help us all. 69 00:02:47,113 --> 00:02:49,281 Okay, I just think I'm in a state of shock right now, 70 00:02:49,316 --> 00:02:51,183 you know, the news was very numbing, 71 00:02:51,218 --> 00:02:55,187 and I'm feeling very alone. Mhmm. Mm! 72 00:02:55,222 --> 00:02:56,989 Imagine how Alexis must feel. 73 00:02:57,293 --> 00:02:58,731 Yeah, I haven't spoken to her. 74 00:02:58,758 --> 00:03:01,026 Huh. Remind what this is again? 75 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:04,129 That is a eucalyptus under eye serum. 76 00:03:04,164 --> 00:03:05,831 Mhmm... 77 00:03:05,866 --> 00:03:08,000 and remind me why you can't apply it to yourself? 78 00:03:08,034 --> 00:03:10,269 Because it requires a steady hand, 79 00:03:10,303 --> 00:03:12,137 and I'm going through a lot right now. 80 00:03:12,172 --> 00:03:15,407 Right... 81 00:03:15,442 --> 00:03:17,176 Hi, I was looking for some uh... 82 00:03:17,210 --> 00:03:19,311 Yeah, we don't sell that. 83 00:03:19,346 --> 00:03:21,213 - Bath salts? - We actually do sell those. 84 00:03:21,248 --> 00:03:23,406 They're on the middle shelf, just over there. 85 00:03:23,431 --> 00:03:24,893 I'll be over to help you in a second. 86 00:03:25,819 --> 00:03:27,953 Okay, between Alexis getting knocked up, 87 00:03:27,988 --> 00:03:31,690 and us not having enough privacy to connect, 88 00:03:31,725 --> 00:03:33,292 I'm feeling very shaken. 89 00:03:33,326 --> 00:03:35,060 Do you think you're gonna make it, though? 90 00:03:35,095 --> 00:03:38,163 Unclear. Unclear on whether I'm gonna make it through or not. 91 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:39,660 Hang in there. 92 00:03:42,636 --> 00:03:46,038 Jocelyn, oh, I seem to have left my sunglasses behind, 93 00:03:46,072 --> 00:03:48,674 you haven't discovered them amidst your cleaning, have you? 94 00:03:48,708 --> 00:03:50,501 You mean, the ones on top of your head? 95 00:03:51,778 --> 00:03:53,646 And there they are. 96 00:03:53,680 --> 00:03:54,806 And I'm off, then. 97 00:03:56,216 --> 00:03:58,350 Moira, is everything all right? 98 00:03:58,385 --> 00:04:00,719 You seem a little distracted today. 99 00:04:00,754 --> 00:04:03,255 No, I'm-I'm just a little distracted today. 100 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:04,957 I'm having one of those days myself. 101 00:04:04,991 --> 00:04:07,226 We're in the midst of a family crisis, 102 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:08,601 if you must know! 103 00:04:09,296 --> 00:04:11,789 - Well, I don't wanna pry, so... - Well, you've cracked me open. 104 00:04:12,566 --> 00:04:15,434 - Alexis is pregnant. - What? 105 00:04:15,468 --> 00:04:19,537 I know! We discovered the test in her bathroom today. 106 00:04:19,562 --> 00:04:22,007 - You did? - And to think when I awoke, 107 00:04:22,042 --> 00:04:24,343 my biggest concern was how to make 108 00:04:24,377 --> 00:04:25,878 that ragtime medley of yours work. 109 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:27,146 Uh huh... 110 00:04:27,180 --> 00:04:29,868 It's just flagrant irresponsibility! 111 00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:33,385 To allow an unscheduled conception to occur! 112 00:04:33,420 --> 00:04:35,387 - Moira? - Oh, she has no idea 113 00:04:35,422 --> 00:04:37,723 of the toll a baby can take on its mother, 114 00:04:38,021 --> 00:04:39,191 or its mother's mother. 115 00:04:39,225 --> 00:04:41,627 Moira, I'm the one who's pregnant. 116 00:04:41,661 --> 00:04:43,650 - If only. - It's true. 117 00:04:44,397 --> 00:04:46,131 I was dropping off Alexis' course book, 118 00:04:46,166 --> 00:04:47,967 and I had gotten the test from the pharmacy, 119 00:04:48,001 --> 00:04:49,802 and I was so anxious to find out, 120 00:04:49,836 --> 00:04:52,037 that I took the test in Alexis' bathroom. 121 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:56,175 Oh Jocelyn, oh Jocelyn! 122 00:04:56,209 --> 00:04:59,443 Oh, what a wonderful surprise for us all! 123 00:04:59,813 --> 00:05:01,380 Oh! I know. 124 00:05:01,414 --> 00:05:04,216 I thought it was menopause that was making me late, 125 00:05:04,250 --> 00:05:06,986 and giving me the cravings, and morning sickness. 126 00:05:07,020 --> 00:05:08,184 I wouldn't know. 127 00:05:08,688 --> 00:05:10,856 Listen, can you do me a favour, 128 00:05:10,890 --> 00:05:13,025 and just keep this between the two of us, 129 00:05:13,059 --> 00:05:15,494 because Roland doesn't know yet. 130 00:05:15,528 --> 00:05:19,150 Oh! Oh Jocelyn, Roland's not the father? 131 00:05:19,566 --> 00:05:21,943 Of course he is, I just haven't found 132 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:23,602 the right time to tell him. 133 00:05:23,637 --> 00:05:26,271 Don't wait, best to rip it off like a band aid. 134 00:05:26,306 --> 00:05:27,587 You're probably right. 135 00:05:27,907 --> 00:05:30,282 It's just that we weren't expecting this. 136 00:05:30,711 --> 00:05:33,779 One must prepare for any event. 137 00:05:33,804 --> 00:05:36,639 Miracles don't take reservations. 138 00:05:36,664 --> 00:05:38,599 Ahhh! Oh... 139 00:05:45,025 --> 00:05:46,458 Oh, hi, honey. 140 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:48,324 My God, how long have you been sitting there? 141 00:05:48,628 --> 00:05:50,629 Oh, I didn't realize it took you so long 142 00:05:50,664 --> 00:05:52,355 to put your makeup on. 143 00:05:53,199 --> 00:05:54,754 Can I help you with something? 144 00:05:55,301 --> 00:05:57,836 Just wondering how you're feeling. 145 00:05:57,871 --> 00:06:00,372 Fine, a little nervous. 146 00:06:00,407 --> 00:06:03,165 Well, that's understandable, comes with the territory. 147 00:06:04,323 --> 00:06:08,390 Uh... it might help if we chat about it. 148 00:06:08,415 --> 00:06:10,983 Um no, I don't want to chat about it. I'm late. 149 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:13,085 Well, I know you're late, sweetheart. 150 00:06:13,119 --> 00:06:14,359 I knew this was gonna happen! 151 00:06:14,387 --> 00:06:16,388 I knew you were gonna get way too involved in this. 152 00:06:16,423 --> 00:06:18,190 David has already given me a hard time. 153 00:06:18,224 --> 00:06:19,291 I know, and believe me, 154 00:06:19,325 --> 00:06:22,071 I will be talking to David about that. 155 00:06:24,565 --> 00:06:27,133 Now... Ted, 156 00:06:27,737 --> 00:06:30,245 is he being supportive? 157 00:06:30,270 --> 00:06:32,938 - I haven't even told Ted. - Oh. 158 00:06:32,972 --> 00:06:35,174 I just wanna do one thing on my own! 159 00:06:35,208 --> 00:06:38,744 And you're sure this is the right one thing to pick? 160 00:06:38,778 --> 00:06:40,279 Okay, please don't stress me out about this! 161 00:06:40,313 --> 00:06:42,081 This is supposed to be fun! 162 00:06:42,115 --> 00:06:45,477 And it will be fun, honey, it will be, in time. 163 00:06:45,885 --> 00:06:48,718 You know, it will also be a lot of work. 164 00:06:48,743 --> 00:06:49,888 I know that! 165 00:06:49,923 --> 00:06:51,914 And not to mention, a lot of money. 166 00:06:52,225 --> 00:06:54,226 Why do you think I've been saving up my money 167 00:06:54,260 --> 00:06:55,735 from the vet's office? 168 00:06:56,328 --> 00:06:57,830 How long have you known about this? 169 00:06:57,864 --> 00:06:59,765 Oh my God, you are being so extra right now! 170 00:06:59,799 --> 00:07:01,133 - I have to go! - Okay, 171 00:07:01,167 --> 00:07:02,668 clearly this is not a good time, 172 00:07:02,702 --> 00:07:04,937 but I just want you to know your mother and I are here, 173 00:07:04,971 --> 00:07:07,673 whenever you feel comfortable enough to talk, 174 00:07:07,707 --> 00:07:09,708 although I'd suggest talking to me, and... 175 00:07:10,176 --> 00:07:11,376 not your mother. 176 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:13,341 You are making way too big a deal of this. 177 00:07:13,513 --> 00:07:17,427 If I don't like it, I'll just give it up, and move on! 178 00:07:17,612 --> 00:07:18,653 Okay? 179 00:07:36,872 --> 00:07:38,214 Ding, ding! 180 00:07:40,507 --> 00:07:42,792 Ahem. Hi. 181 00:07:43,510 --> 00:07:46,145 We're actually closed today. 182 00:07:46,304 --> 00:07:48,613 It's one o'clock on a Friday. 183 00:07:48,825 --> 00:07:51,126 Okay, is there something I can help you with? 184 00:07:51,426 --> 00:07:54,043 Do you give all your customers this kind of VIP treatment? 185 00:07:54,068 --> 00:07:56,555 Actually, I do, and I would love to keep chatting, 186 00:07:56,589 --> 00:08:00,559 it's just that Patrick and I were working on fixing a uh... 187 00:08:00,593 --> 00:08:03,128 a light bulb in the back, so we... oh, hey. 188 00:08:03,163 --> 00:08:05,430 - Hey, Stevie. - Hi. 189 00:08:05,465 --> 00:08:07,533 David and I were just in the back doing some inventory. 190 00:08:07,567 --> 00:08:08,801 - Yeah. - Hmm, yeah. 191 00:08:08,835 --> 00:08:10,742 Seems like you guys are really busy... 192 00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:12,804 - at work. - Uh... 193 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:16,241 - Ooh, what's that? - What's what? 194 00:08:16,276 --> 00:08:18,477 You got a little red um... is that a bug bite? 195 00:08:18,503 --> 00:08:21,593 Or a little mouth shaped sunburn? 196 00:08:22,882 --> 00:08:24,483 Looks like a hickey, actually. 197 00:08:24,679 --> 00:08:27,553 But it's not, it's not a... It's not a hickey, right? 198 00:08:27,587 --> 00:08:28,887 Because that would be disgusting, 199 00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:30,036 and wildly unprofessional. 200 00:08:30,061 --> 00:08:31,362 David, did you give me a hickey?! 201 00:08:31,387 --> 00:08:34,903 Okay no, I didn't, I gave you a-a half hickey, 202 00:08:34,928 --> 00:08:37,296 because we haven't had the time or the privacy 203 00:08:37,330 --> 00:08:38,973 for me to give you a full hickey! 204 00:08:39,265 --> 00:08:40,966 If you give me $50 bucks I'll stand outside, 205 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,568 and tell people you're on lunch. 206 00:08:42,602 --> 00:08:44,102 I'll give you 50 cents to stand outside 207 00:08:44,137 --> 00:08:45,771 - and never come back! - You see, 208 00:08:45,805 --> 00:08:47,244 this is why we can't do this here. 209 00:08:47,540 --> 00:08:50,042 - Desperate times, huh? - No, trying times, 210 00:08:50,076 --> 00:08:52,945 Nothing about this is desperate. 211 00:08:52,979 --> 00:08:55,113 It's just that there's a lot of people at the motel, 212 00:08:55,148 --> 00:08:57,182 and Patrick is renting a room from Ray. 213 00:08:57,217 --> 00:08:58,550 - Who really likes to chat. - Yeah. 214 00:08:58,585 --> 00:09:01,700 So there has literally been zero privacy. 215 00:09:02,188 --> 00:09:05,157 Well, if you want, I'm happy to offer you guys 216 00:09:05,191 --> 00:09:06,489 my apartment for the night. 217 00:09:09,062 --> 00:09:10,699 Why? Why would you do that? 218 00:09:11,331 --> 00:09:13,269 Because I care about you two. 219 00:09:14,400 --> 00:09:16,582 Okay, and where will you be? 220 00:09:16,872 --> 00:09:20,041 Well, if you must know, work's been really stressful, 221 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:24,960 so I'm going to take a little me time at a spa in Elmdale. 222 00:09:25,011 --> 00:09:26,812 That is super generous, 223 00:09:26,846 --> 00:09:28,413 but wouldn't be a little bit weird 224 00:09:28,448 --> 00:09:29,882 us having alone time at your place? 225 00:09:29,916 --> 00:09:31,416 Especially because you guys have... 226 00:09:31,451 --> 00:09:33,218 - Oh God no! No, we've never... - No, never, ew! 227 00:09:33,253 --> 00:09:35,587 - We've never done that there. - Never. I still live there. 228 00:09:35,622 --> 00:09:37,956 I mean, we could consider it. 229 00:09:39,877 --> 00:09:41,594 What exactly is the catch? 230 00:09:42,036 --> 00:09:43,406 No catch. 231 00:09:47,008 --> 00:09:48,308 - David! - What? 232 00:09:48,333 --> 00:09:51,446 - We'll take the place. - Okay, we'll take the place. 233 00:09:51,471 --> 00:09:53,233 Great, and I'll take this. 234 00:09:53,633 --> 00:09:55,421 So there's a bit of a catch. 235 00:09:59,279 --> 00:10:02,047 - You know, Moira, it's not as bad as I thought. - Mmm... 236 00:10:02,081 --> 00:10:04,182 If David sells the store, and uh... 237 00:10:04,217 --> 00:10:05,717 and you get some part time work, 238 00:10:05,752 --> 00:10:07,753 and we get a good price for the car, 239 00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:10,055 I think we can make it through the first two years easy, 240 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:12,927 and then we just have to figure out preschool. 241 00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:18,024 John, as much as I appreciate your budgetary prowess, 242 00:10:18,231 --> 00:10:20,849 it turns out there is no immediate need for concern. 243 00:10:22,430 --> 00:10:25,310 Well, now we're all taking this a little too lightly. 244 00:10:26,561 --> 00:10:28,716 Alexis isn't the one who's pregnant. 245 00:10:29,866 --> 00:10:32,620 Someone else is, but don't press me for details, 246 00:10:32,645 --> 00:10:34,442 because I've been sworn to secrecy. 247 00:10:34,908 --> 00:10:37,476 - You've been sworn... - It's Jocelyn! 248 00:10:37,650 --> 00:10:38,617 But you're not supposed to know. 249 00:10:38,651 --> 00:10:40,513 She hasn't told Roland yet. 250 00:10:40,914 --> 00:10:42,381 - Jocelyn! - Huh? 251 00:10:42,588 --> 00:10:45,098 She was appropriately gobsmacked herself. 252 00:10:45,391 --> 00:10:47,793 And I must say, I am entirely relieved. 253 00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:50,348 Yeah, that's it's not Alexis! 254 00:10:50,599 --> 00:10:52,467 But save that spreadsheet, John, 255 00:10:52,665 --> 00:10:56,501 and you might want to add a line item for prophylactics. 256 00:10:56,536 --> 00:10:58,770 - Tomorrow's another day. - Yeah, well, don't worry, 257 00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:02,307 I've already had a serious talk with Alexis, 258 00:11:02,342 --> 00:11:04,746 though now I'm wondering what exactly... 259 00:11:05,044 --> 00:11:06,434 we were talking about. 260 00:11:12,752 --> 00:11:14,372 Um, hey, excuse me, 261 00:11:14,813 --> 00:11:17,407 Um, I'm looking for the registrar's office. 262 00:11:17,432 --> 00:11:19,199 It's in there. 263 00:11:19,525 --> 00:11:21,326 Okay, I'm just like, a little bit confused, 264 00:11:21,361 --> 00:11:23,128 because on the brochure it looks like 265 00:11:23,162 --> 00:11:26,251 it's in a moss covered building by the lake. 266 00:11:28,401 --> 00:11:30,435 So... I'm guessing the quad is just like, 267 00:11:30,470 --> 00:11:32,017 on the other side of the building? 268 00:11:32,338 --> 00:11:34,204 The office is in there, make a right. 269 00:11:34,585 --> 00:11:36,085 A 100%. 270 00:12:01,077 --> 00:12:02,944 Ooh... 271 00:12:08,702 --> 00:12:11,704 - Okay, hi. Hi! - Hmm, what's up? 272 00:12:11,738 --> 00:12:14,740 I am what this brochure calls a prospective student. 273 00:12:14,775 --> 00:12:16,108 Cool, so you're not enrolled yet? 274 00:12:16,143 --> 00:12:18,611 No, I am enrolled, um, prospectively. 275 00:12:18,645 --> 00:12:21,213 I was wondering if there's like, a campus tour, 276 00:12:21,248 --> 00:12:23,082 - or something? - Wow... 277 00:12:23,108 --> 00:12:25,115 well, it wouldn't be much of a tour, but... 278 00:12:25,786 --> 00:12:27,453 yeah, I guess I could walk you back up the hall, 279 00:12:27,487 --> 00:12:28,576 if you want. 280 00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:30,456 Okay, it's just that this brochure is like, 281 00:12:30,490 --> 00:12:31,884 a little bit confusing. 282 00:12:31,909 --> 00:12:34,160 Yeah, we couldn't afford in house photography, 283 00:12:34,194 --> 00:12:37,263 so we just used stock images. See? Watermark there. 284 00:12:37,297 --> 00:12:38,731 This is actually a still 285 00:12:38,765 --> 00:12:40,150 from "Dead Poets Society." 286 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:42,601 I feel like that's false advertising, 287 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:45,971 especially considering what I am paying for these courses. 288 00:12:46,006 --> 00:12:49,556 Yeah, but you get free coffee and doughnuts. 289 00:12:50,109 --> 00:12:52,502 Oh, and like, um, an agenda. 290 00:12:52,961 --> 00:12:55,762 Yeah, it's off by a day. 291 00:12:56,016 --> 00:12:58,408 So... I wouldn't use it. 292 00:12:59,152 --> 00:13:02,121 Okay great, I would like a refund, please. 293 00:13:02,155 --> 00:13:05,113 Uh, the problem is, is we don't give refunds. 294 00:13:05,525 --> 00:13:08,461 Okay, then I guess I would just like my money back, then. 295 00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:10,763 - Again, we don't give refunds. - Okay, okay. 296 00:13:10,797 --> 00:13:13,265 This is the first time that I've ever invested 297 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,401 in anything myself, and I thought that was like, 298 00:13:15,435 --> 00:13:17,803 the responsible choice, but clearly, 299 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:19,616 this is like, a joke school. 300 00:13:19,787 --> 00:13:22,889 Well, that's why most students do their courses online. 301 00:13:23,747 --> 00:13:27,528 Oh. So like, potentially, 302 00:13:27,895 --> 00:13:29,996 I could refund my refund request, 303 00:13:30,021 --> 00:13:31,956 do all my courses online, and like, 304 00:13:31,981 --> 00:13:34,049 never have to ever come back here again? 305 00:13:34,074 --> 00:13:36,442 That's actually how I keep my side hustle going, 306 00:13:36,467 --> 00:13:38,468 part time DJ. 307 00:13:38,625 --> 00:13:40,960 Here's my card, in case you have any problems, 308 00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,995 or you wanna go on a date, or something. 309 00:13:43,029 --> 00:13:45,164 Okay. Well, I won't be doing any of that, 310 00:13:45,198 --> 00:13:47,495 but thank you so much. 311 00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:49,962 Ooh! 312 00:13:51,441 --> 00:13:53,549 Please, come in, come in. 313 00:13:53,574 --> 00:13:55,885 - Ooh. - Welcome. 314 00:13:57,410 --> 00:13:58,744 Make yourselves at home. 315 00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:01,138 Just so you know, there's nothing in the fridge. 316 00:14:01,181 --> 00:14:04,244 Oh, and I marked the booze, so I'll know if you touch it. 317 00:14:04,376 --> 00:14:07,072 I noticed the line is a couple inches above where the whiskey starts. 318 00:14:07,097 --> 00:14:10,064 I am stunned by your generosity. 319 00:14:10,089 --> 00:14:12,808 Um, where exactly are you going tonight? 320 00:14:13,624 --> 00:14:14,957 Out to a spa. 321 00:14:14,982 --> 00:14:17,096 Which she already told us, so maybe just say thank you. 322 00:14:17,130 --> 00:14:19,131 Oh no, I did, I did say thank you multiple times. 323 00:14:19,165 --> 00:14:21,233 Um, what is the name of the spa? 324 00:14:21,268 --> 00:14:23,536 David! Let's just let her go, okay? 325 00:14:23,569 --> 00:14:25,503 Okay, yeah. 326 00:14:25,538 --> 00:14:29,474 - Are we expecting company, or? - N-no, I wasn't! 327 00:14:29,509 --> 00:14:32,279 Hey, pony! Are you ready to go? 328 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:34,680 What are you doing? I said I would meet you outside! 329 00:14:34,714 --> 00:14:36,279 I said I'd help you with your bags. 330 00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,985 David. Wow, it's been a while. 331 00:14:40,020 --> 00:14:41,364 - Pony. - Hey... 332 00:14:41,389 --> 00:14:43,771 - Mm-mmm! Ahem! - Wow, you look good. 333 00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:46,957 Who's this guy? 334 00:14:46,982 --> 00:14:50,772 - This is my... that's... - Patrick. 335 00:14:50,797 --> 00:14:52,698 - That's Patrick. - And you are? 336 00:14:52,732 --> 00:14:55,501 - Picking up Stevie. - Yeah, we're gonna go, so... 337 00:14:55,535 --> 00:14:57,102 So I'm not getting a name, then. 338 00:14:57,137 --> 00:14:58,849 Um, so you and "pony," 339 00:14:58,874 --> 00:15:01,209 what do you have planned for tonight? 340 00:15:01,234 --> 00:15:04,019 Well, it's date night, so we thought maybe 341 00:15:04,044 --> 00:15:05,611 we'd spend it in the woods. 342 00:15:05,645 --> 00:15:07,413 Yeah, just galloping around the woods, huh? 343 00:15:07,447 --> 00:15:08,841 Yeah, with your "pony." 344 00:15:09,464 --> 00:15:11,622 Not at a spa. So... 345 00:15:12,114 --> 00:15:14,753 - I take it you two are still... - Seeing each other, yes. 346 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:16,638 As it turns out we are. 347 00:15:16,663 --> 00:15:18,223 After we all broke up, 348 00:15:18,258 --> 00:15:20,025 Stevie came over to end things officially, 349 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:22,006 - and it just didn't stick, so. - Yeah. Yeah. 350 00:15:22,031 --> 00:15:23,327 No, it didn't stick, did it. 351 00:15:23,352 --> 00:15:25,546 Now, when you say "we all broke up... " 352 00:15:25,571 --> 00:15:27,399 So you offering your apartment 353 00:15:27,434 --> 00:15:30,069 had nothing to do with any guilt you felt 354 00:15:30,103 --> 00:15:32,381 about harboring a little secret? 355 00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:36,571 Nope. Just trying to be a good person, so. 356 00:15:36,596 --> 00:15:39,444 We're gonna go, leave you two lovebirds. 357 00:15:39,469 --> 00:15:40,989 Unless you two wanna come? 358 00:15:41,014 --> 00:15:43,291 Nope! I don't think so. 359 00:15:43,671 --> 00:15:45,572 - Come on. - You do you. 360 00:15:45,943 --> 00:15:47,910 Good to meet you, man. 361 00:15:52,874 --> 00:15:54,235 So we're gonna talk about this, right? 362 00:15:54,260 --> 00:15:55,995 Yep, I'm just gonna grab that bottle of... 363 00:15:56,029 --> 00:15:57,963 - Whiskey? Yeah. - Yeah, the whiskey. 364 00:15:59,532 --> 00:16:02,122 So Roland, you're probably wondering why 365 00:16:02,147 --> 00:16:04,163 I'm taking you out for tacos tonight. 366 00:16:04,347 --> 00:16:07,482 Well honey, you don't need a special reason for taco night. 367 00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:10,780 No, but there is a special reason tonight. 368 00:16:11,295 --> 00:16:14,450 There's something that I wanted to talk to you about, 369 00:16:14,475 --> 00:16:15,600 something exciting. 370 00:16:15,625 --> 00:16:16,944 Oh, hold that thought, honey. 371 00:16:16,969 --> 00:16:20,052 Hey, Johnny, Moira, Jocelyn's just about to tell me 372 00:16:20,086 --> 00:16:21,592 something exciting, come and join us. 373 00:16:21,617 --> 00:16:24,990 Oh, no, no, no, far be it for us to intrude. 374 00:16:25,025 --> 00:16:27,693 No, I think it's best that Jocelyn share 375 00:16:27,727 --> 00:16:30,858 this life altering news, whatever it may be, 376 00:16:30,891 --> 00:16:32,472 - on her own. - Yeah. 377 00:16:32,499 --> 00:16:34,433 And we'll probably take another table, 378 00:16:34,467 --> 00:16:37,536 because I skipped lunch and you know me when I'm hungry. 379 00:16:37,570 --> 00:16:38,904 Look out! 380 00:16:38,938 --> 00:16:40,172 Uh, we'll sit over here. 381 00:16:40,206 --> 00:16:42,647 Johnny, I am not gonna ask again. 382 00:16:42,672 --> 00:16:43,616 No, no, no. 383 00:16:43,641 --> 00:16:45,609 No, in fact I am gonna ask again. 384 00:16:45,647 --> 00:16:47,587 - And again. And again. - Roland... 385 00:16:47,614 --> 00:16:49,358 - Get over here, and sit yourself down! 386 00:16:49,383 --> 00:16:52,185 It's okay Moira, take a seat. 387 00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:55,630 Okay, okay well, John and I will just study the menu, 388 00:16:55,655 --> 00:16:57,975 - as they keep making amendments. - Yeah... 389 00:17:00,753 --> 00:17:04,467 Hmm... So Roland, 390 00:17:05,196 --> 00:17:07,731 you might have noticed that I've been on a real 391 00:17:07,756 --> 00:17:10,217 Dorito casserole kick lately, 392 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,164 and there's a reason for that. 393 00:17:13,189 --> 00:17:15,291 Besides wanting to keep me as your husband? 394 00:17:15,332 --> 00:17:18,377 Am I right, Johnny? 395 00:17:18,411 --> 00:17:20,340 Oh, I need to be a part of this. 396 00:17:20,365 --> 00:17:22,681 The last time I made that casserole 397 00:17:22,716 --> 00:17:24,426 was when I was pregnant with Mutt. 398 00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:29,798 And I've really been craving that casserole again. 399 00:17:29,823 --> 00:17:31,156 Yeah. 400 00:17:31,191 --> 00:17:32,725 Well, that's understandable, honey, 401 00:17:32,759 --> 00:17:34,805 I mean, it's a terrific casserole. 402 00:17:34,830 --> 00:17:36,672 I'd kill for a casserole right now. 403 00:17:36,697 --> 00:17:38,641 Rollie, how are you not getting this? 404 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:40,914 - Have we decided? - I'm pregnant! 405 00:17:42,980 --> 00:17:46,115 We're having a baby. 406 00:17:46,140 --> 00:17:49,000 - Oh my goodness! - Yeah, Twyla, 407 00:17:49,025 --> 00:17:51,352 I'm gonna have the bottomless French Onion soup, 408 00:17:51,377 --> 00:17:54,406 and maybe you might wanna drop a little calamari on the table. 409 00:17:54,748 --> 00:17:58,695 - John! - Yes! Oh, oh, pregnant? 410 00:17:58,720 --> 00:18:01,763 Wow! Wonderful news. 411 00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:04,256 Hey, congratulations, fella. 412 00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:07,844 Yes, we are stunned! 413 00:18:10,417 --> 00:18:14,211 Honey... are you okay? 414 00:18:15,396 --> 00:18:18,012 Okay? 415 00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,708 Of course I'm okay! 416 00:18:22,742 --> 00:18:24,430 Oh my God! 417 00:18:24,455 --> 00:18:26,523 We're having a baby! 418 00:18:30,016 --> 00:18:32,317 Champagne for everybody, on me! 419 00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:34,853 - I can't drink, Rollie. - Oh right, you're driving. 420 00:18:34,888 --> 00:18:36,321 Uh you know what Twyla, actually, 421 00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:38,691 let's just do one beer, one beer for me. Okay? 422 00:18:38,892 --> 00:18:40,457 Congratulations, you two. 423 00:18:41,004 --> 00:18:44,410 Well, I can honestly say from the bottom of my heart, 424 00:18:44,804 --> 00:18:46,638 that I couldn't be happier 425 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:50,715 that this is happening to you and your family! 426 00:18:54,374 --> 00:18:56,715 So this is for you. Um... 427 00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:01,656 cheers to privacy. 428 00:19:01,681 --> 00:19:03,782 Sorry, I've just gotta go through that one more time. 429 00:19:03,817 --> 00:19:07,319 So you dated Jake and then Stevie dated Jake. 430 00:19:07,344 --> 00:19:08,621 Mhmm... mhmm. 431 00:19:08,646 --> 00:19:10,689 And at one point, you all... 432 00:19:10,723 --> 00:19:12,223 No, see, that's where you're wrong. 433 00:19:12,248 --> 00:19:15,769 - We almost all, but I said no. - Ah. 434 00:19:15,794 --> 00:19:18,699 Because Stevie and I agreed that that would be a bad idea, 435 00:19:18,957 --> 00:19:21,266 but it appears that I'm the only one that held up 436 00:19:21,292 --> 00:19:22,448 my end of that agreement. 437 00:19:22,473 --> 00:19:24,837 And you're upset about this because you still... 438 00:19:24,871 --> 00:19:27,139 No! I'm not upset! 439 00:19:27,173 --> 00:19:29,723 - I-I don't want any of that! - No... 440 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,516 It's a principle thing. 441 00:19:31,541 --> 00:19:34,009 And we are getting sidetracked right now. 442 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,268 Okay? So... 443 00:19:36,591 --> 00:19:39,627 who is feeling sexy? 444 00:19:39,652 --> 00:19:41,569 Getting there for sure, I just-you know, I... 445 00:19:41,955 --> 00:19:44,656 I knew you had a rich dating history, David, 446 00:19:44,691 --> 00:19:47,192 I just didn't expect to be graced by the presence 447 00:19:47,227 --> 00:19:48,811 of two of your exes tonight. 448 00:19:48,836 --> 00:19:53,006 Yeah, funny thing, neither did I. So... 449 00:19:55,535 --> 00:19:57,616 - But... - Mhmm? 450 00:19:57,641 --> 00:20:00,677 Given that we only have the apartment for one night. 451 00:20:00,702 --> 00:20:02,873 - Mmm. - Maybe it's best if we... 452 00:20:03,409 --> 00:20:05,344 lock that box back up for now? 453 00:20:05,378 --> 00:20:07,678 - I think that's a good idea. - Mhmm. Mhmm. 454 00:20:08,615 --> 00:20:10,649 You know what, we didn't even get into your history... 455 00:20:10,683 --> 00:20:12,451 - Lock it up, David. Lock it up. - Oh, okay. 456 00:20:17,729 --> 00:20:20,064 Hey, so I've been thinking about what you said, 457 00:20:20,089 --> 00:20:21,643 and it is a big expense, 458 00:20:21,668 --> 00:20:23,603 but I think I can find a way to make it work. 459 00:20:23,793 --> 00:20:25,112 What's happening? 460 00:20:25,137 --> 00:20:27,229 Dad's trying to get me to drop out of college. 461 00:20:27,263 --> 00:20:29,031 No, that's not what was happening! 462 00:20:29,065 --> 00:20:32,267 I-I thought we were talking about something else. 463 00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:33,597 What else? 464 00:20:33,622 --> 00:20:35,356 Oh, he thought you were pregnant. 465 00:20:35,381 --> 00:20:38,083 - What? Ew! - Well, we all did. 466 00:20:38,108 --> 00:20:40,118 Oh my God, that's so mean! 467 00:20:40,143 --> 00:20:43,628 Oh, look who's here. Where were you all night? 468 00:20:44,013 --> 00:20:47,215 Um... out-side. 469 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:48,425 I was outside. 470 00:20:48,450 --> 00:20:50,084 A little past curfew. 471 00:20:50,109 --> 00:20:51,710 Oh burn, David. 472 00:20:51,735 --> 00:20:55,490 I'm sorry, I was processing Alexis' situation. 473 00:20:55,525 --> 00:20:57,440 - David, Alexis isn't... - No, it's okay. 474 00:20:57,953 --> 00:21:01,239 I mean, have your fun now David, 475 00:21:01,264 --> 00:21:03,432 because when the twins arrive, 476 00:21:03,466 --> 00:21:05,183 I'm gonna really need your help. 477 00:21:05,257 --> 00:21:07,136 Um, that's a hard pass. 478 00:21:07,161 --> 00:21:09,308 You're gonna be so involved in their lives. 479 00:21:09,333 --> 00:21:11,244 Mm, your body, your problem. 480 00:21:11,269 --> 00:21:12,776 David, Alexis isn't pregnant. 481 00:21:14,042 --> 00:21:16,845 Okay, but just picture them as like, tiny little roommates, 482 00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:19,558 whose tiny little poops you get to clean up! 483 00:21:19,910 --> 00:21:22,792 -- Synced and corrected by ChrisKe -- -- www.addic7ed.com -- 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net